Paying myself = doubling my income, right?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/21/2019 at 20:06 • Filed to: financial prowess

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I !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! this crumbling box that I occupy. But I’m always 1 month ahead on all my mortgage payments. S o as a result,   the refi did not reflect my latest payment (check cleared four days after I signed off on everything) , so I get that all back, and my first payment on the new loan is due January 1st.

So I didn’t make any money, I just got money I already paid back which I can now wait a week or two and just use most of it towards my next mortgage payment. But... I’m gonna pretend it’s FREE MONEY! Because that’s how money works, right? I mean, I didn’t have it yesterday, now I have it today through no effort . Therefore: FREE!

Also, I can’t take much more of this: if I don’t buy a vehicle in 2020 I’m going to go fucking CRAZY. And since I’ve no budget and am unwilling to part with my existing vehicles, I’m feeling an ill-advised R eturn to S hitboxes era!

Yessssssssssss

... But probably not :(

But maybe!

Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 20:11

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The problem with that gif is there's literally two empty spots right across the aisle

facw > Dusty Ventures 11/21/2019 at 20:13

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I think that makes it better

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 20:20

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... And you can see the tire marks from the first take.

Montalvo > Dusty Ventures 11/21/2019 at 20:25

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If you are going to drive the wrong way down a one way street you might as well go for it all.

InFierority Complex > Dusty Ventures 11/21/2019 at 20:30

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The row at the top of the screen looks pretty empty too. I wonder if leaving those two cars out was to give the driver just a little extra room. There’s already some tire marks on the ground so it wasn’t the first try.

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 20:32

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King of Queens apparently being on TV L and makes me feel old.

RallyWrench > Dusty Ventures 11/21/2019 at 20:36

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Yeah but that one’s between a 240SX and a saweet Camry liftback, so it’s worth fighting over.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 20:41

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Wacko > Dusty Ventures 11/21/2019 at 20:53

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Looks fake, everyone knows they don’t go that fast.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/21/2019 at 21:09

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$400 Volvo

smobgirl > Wacko 11/21/2019 at 21:34

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This.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 11/22/2019 at 00:21

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Confirmed.

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 19:14

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I’m looking at something German from the shitbox era tomorrow that promises to be not a shitbox but possibly shitbox-adjacent . Somebody should confiscate my wallet for my own good.